unknown567890432-deactivated202:

“When the siege breaks, I will come to marry you.”

October 19, 2016

East Aleppo, Syria

violentlyawkward:

definitivelysarah:

definitivelysarah:

Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

Phillipé Phillopé

I can’t even speak French and this is funny.

boymounter:

i hate linked accounts i hate photo verification i hate legal names required i hate location data i hate saved passwords i hate targeted ads i hate suggested content i hate cross site sharing i hate a facebook account is required i hate default toggles to share all personal information. i will kill and eat mark zuckerberg and not even have that much fun with it

peppermintsticks:

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

read-me-to-wonderland:

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

nadja-antipaxos:

For real though, Hollywood, stop making these movies. Why was this cut for time??

funnytwittertweets:

dodge-mason:

#the holy trinity (insp.)

warm-tea-and-apple-pie:

snoopysfriendwoodstock:

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

The whole concept of “late-bloomers” is just another semingly cute name for the the belief that people have expiring dates and only youth is worth it and I wholeheartedly abhorre it

pityboy:

affirmations for when you have to send emails